Everywhere we go, everywhere we turn
There seems to be so much we have to learn, like
Too much of that will blow your mind
Too much of this will make you go blind
Too much of the other is bad for your spine
Do you think it does you
Any good to know the meal you just ate
Was full of goodies, like starch, flavouring
Coloring, preservatives, monosodium glutamate
Everywhere you go, everywhere you turn
There seems to be so much we have to learn, like
You can't get on this bus without the right fare
Can't park there or there or there
Walking on the grass is a crime against the nation
Don't pull the chain while the train is in the station
Keep her over, I'll leave; after use, replace the lid
Go straight to each aisle and don't collect 200 guid
But remember wherever you go, whatever you do
Remember it's still okay to say please and I thank you